The Football Monster

It's not often that I will talk about things that are not fashion related but this is too funny not to share....

Picture this....

It's the weekend, I'm sat happily reading a bit of Sherlock Holmes (my new fav) while my boyfriend watches the football (all OK so far).

Slowly the volume creeps up on the television louder and louder until it is so LOUD THE WHOLE STREET CAN HEAR!

My boyfriend has gone from calmly watching the match with a beer to screaming, yelling, swearing, dropping to his knees and pacing the floor.

It's like he is the manager or something, I can't share everything he said whilst shouting at the screen (like they can hear him), here are some that I can share with you:

"Yes"

"Get in to him"

"No"

"Give him some options"

"No way"

"Penalty"

"Up the left, up the left"

"Oh, what, don't even get me started"

"Yeah, yeah, that's right"

"Shall I come over and score for you myself"

"Oh mate, I'm so happy"

"What the?!?"

I stopped reading and was literally just watching him like he was some sort of show. I've never laughed so hard. There were tears.

Does your boyfriend become the football monster too?

Sophs x x